Where Have All The People Gone?

 

 

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Shirley Duglin Kennedy

 

 

 

 

Those of you who are long-time readers of Info Today know that I’ve been writing this column since dinosaurs roamed the earth.  Or at least since the Internet was all shiny and new, largely uncommercial, and absolutely awe-inspiring to those of us in the information profession who envisioned the potential of cyberspace.

 

Alas, I’ve lately been feeling particularly frustrated and cynical.  I guess I was pushed over the edge by an absolutely toxic telephone encounter with BellSouth, which provides both my residential phone service and my DSL access.  (I’m a fairly new customer, and I must say that this company amazes me.  There never seems to be anyone available to answer questions about my bill when I call in the evenings – the line rings constantly busy until the billing office is closed -- but I hear regularly from their telemarketers at night, pushing additional products and services.) 

 

OK.  You probably know this drill.  All of a sudden, your Internet connection doesn’t work.  After performing the obvious checks – Are all the cables plugged in?  Are you getting dial tone on the regular phone line…or, for cable modem service, is the cable TV working? – you call your ISP’s customer service number.  And practically the first thing you hear is a recording urging you to go to the ISP’s website where you can access “online help.”

 

Do you sense some sort of disconnect here?

 

Of course, on many other occasional, you’ve gone directly to company websites in order to ask a question or research/resolve a problem.  Heck, if you can get to the Web easily, this is often a much better alternative than wrangling with one of those agonizing telephone trees, where none of the seven menu choices seem to fit your particular situation and, while you’re mulling this over, you are routed to an endless hold queue, disconnected, or confronted with a busy signal that forces you to hang up, call back, and start the entire ordeal all over again.

 

Alas, so many corporate website are user unfriendly in the extreme.  Why do some organizations persist in thinking we’ll be impressed/entertained by elaborate Flash animations?  Why do they implement complex Java- or Javascript-based navigation systems that result in browser error messages or crashes?  Why do they have have such terrible site search functions – or no search function whatsoever?

 

And why, oh why, do so many entities urge you to visit their websites for customer service and then don’t even bother to answer your question with anything other than an autoreply or an e-mail message full of irrelevant boilerplate material?  Or worse – ignore your inquiry altogether, allowing it to be sucked into black hole of cyberspace?

 

Where have all the people gone?

 

Apparently, they’ve been replaced not only by Byzantine telephone trees, but also by impenetrable websites and clueless e-mail auto responders.  Even if you do manage to get hold of a “live” customer service rep, the odds are pretty good these days that the person is sitting in a call center in India, the Philippines or some other developing country where options for the educated, English-speaking segment of the population are limited, and so these folks are happy to work for a lot less than a company would have to pay someone in the good old U.S. of A.

 

So…do you think technology will replace the library?  Has it already done so?  Michael Schuyler, who writes the “View from the Top Left Corner” column for Computers in Libraries, wrote last April (http://www.infotoday.com/cilmag/apr02/schuyler.htm) about Gary Locke, Washington State’s “education governor,” who wanted to do away with the state library.  Locke proudly demonstrated how he could go to the government information locator website and find “everything.”  (Never mind that this service had been “invented, funded and is run by the Washington State Library,” Schuyler noted, wryly concluding, “We don't need a library; we just need the things that libraries do to be done.”)

 

The Washington State Library was saved from the axe following an extensive lobbying campaign and the eventual transfer of its function to the Secretary of State, Locke is not the only elected official who has deemed a library to be superfluous…and look how many corporate libraries have fallen victim to budget cuts.  One technical organization that I personally know about closed its information center, got rid of the three professional librarians, and gave all of its engineers accounts on LexisNexis so they could search for their own information.  Never mind that few of these technical employees had the time or the inclination to learn how to use LexisNexis.  Meanwhile, the company continues to struggle financially.

 

In my present job, I find myself back behind a reference desk for the first time in many years, and it’s a nice change from spending pretty much all of my time interfacing with computers.  A week or so ago, a pair of students approached me with a question about eastern European business practices.  “We already tried Google,” one of them explained, “but we didn’t really find anything useful.”

 

And a customer of our library’s fee-based business information service (http://mba.vanderbilt.edu/walker/bis/index.htm) e-mailed us with a request for certain international economic statistics.  He’d “found some stuff on the Web,” he said, but wanted us to check “authoritative sources” to make sure he was using accurate information.

 

Maybe there’s hope.

 

Maybe there should be librarians in every customer service call center.  Maybe telephone trees and corporate websites should be designed by librarians instead of techies.

 

Maybe these improvements should be mandated by law.

 

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Windows XP Annoyances

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Windows XP Home Edition: The Missing Manual

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Windows XP in a Nutshell

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Windows XP Pocket Reference

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Windows XP Pro: The Missing Manual

 

 

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Shirl Kennedy is the electronic resources librarian at the Walker Management Library, Owen Graduate School of Management, Vanderbilt University.  Her e-mail address is sdk@reporters.net.